Listing of Desi Jokes Post Yours FREE 388 Results : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11   Next >> 12 Pound of Gold     A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and repor ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Humour in Uniform (from Amreeka)     On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircr ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Who is Responsible     A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 10 year Old Pregnancy     A ten year old girl rushes to her grandmother and asks her, "Can I be pregnant?" Grandmother, "Are you fooling. You can not be pregnant. Go and play out side." The girl then goes to grandfathe ... [submitted by anand72 ] 1 Humour about marriage     Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' -- ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Making a baby     There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to a ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Deaf Wife     A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.. ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Love of a Husband     After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers sta ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Neat & Clean Dirty Jokes     A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad; an optimist hopes they are ------------------------------------------ Dad, why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donatio ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 A Marriage Response from India     THIS IS REAL FUNNY ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA .. RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT! MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON'T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS) ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Six or Seven?     Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Skin Transplant Surgery     A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the h ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Heights of Shock....     Movie Name:- SHOCK.. Director:- Who else??? RAMGOPAL VERMA A thrilling suspense story !!! . . Mom, Dad and Son (Hero ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Kya Focus Hai     Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?..... Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya has ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Father Knows Best...     A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Smartest Female Ever     There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... ';When I die, I want yo ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Worst Day of my Life     There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Is My Time Up?     A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "N ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Don't mess with the Technology     One Day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My Elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a Doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind Of money,' M ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 A Happy Married Life     A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love,Couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I' ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 When Indians Take Foreigners' Abroad     It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History. Who s ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Post Office Miracle     There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual add ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 An Idiot Brother     A mallu guy comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife n*ked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What happened" he sa ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 yaar     Ek baar GOD ne meri Memory ko Delete kareke pucha koi Doast yaad hai ? Maine Tumhara naam liya GOD bole saala pura format mara Phir bhi VIRUS nahi gaya ... [submitted by mahi ] 0 Hathoda Jokes     Please read at your own risk !!!!!! Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ??? ... .. .. ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 What do you do all day??     A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 The Gr8 Einstein and some Real Incidents     Some interesting and revealing incidents from the life of Albert Einstein, who was recently honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century. One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein' ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 Did you laugh today...???     1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister" 2. Santa went for an interview Bank ma ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 HR Manager in Heaven     One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. P ... [submitted by anand72 ] 0 SHANKAR BHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Ticket conducter: why r u showing me plotform ticket, u didnt buy ticket or not? Passenger of bus: no sir i didnt buy ticket because i will get down on ... [submitted by tatajimvn ] 1 388 Results : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11   Next >> Post Article / Jokes